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"Surround yourself with Possibility Thinkers, and watch your life blast off like a rocket!" ©
"If you change the way you look at things, and the
things you look at will change." "We are all spiritual beings,
having a human experience." "Success is going from failure to failure, without losing enthusiasm." "A true friend is one who picks up right where you left off, whether it's been a week, a month, or twenty years." -Henry Miller, American Writer Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. "Work is hard. Distractions are plentiful. And time is short." "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." "Don't confuse being stimulating with being blunt." "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." "A friend should bear his friend's infirmities." "It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." "Happiness is not your reward, your reward is life itself." "Change your focus, and you change your level of happiness" Do not wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly. Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking. “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” “Time management is only a set of skills and tools to help us more efficiently control the events our our lives.” “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, then say the opposite.” - Sam Levenson “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. “- Charles Schulz "The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra." "It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself" "Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin Roosevelt "Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice." All things are difficult before they are easy. Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. "It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference." Reinhold Niebuhr "Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly but flooding the river." Madagascar (Proverb) "Most people are neither for you, or against you, but rather are thinking about themselves." - John Gardner "We are told never to cross a bridge till we come to it, but this world is owned by people who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd." "There is no right way to do something wrong. " "When you cease to dream, you cease to live" "We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end. " - Benjamin Disraeli "Work joyufully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitabley bring about right results. " - James Allen "The glory that goes with wealth is fleeting and fragile; virtue is a possession glorious and eternal." "Let your moderation be known unto all men." "The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and therre is no other." "Each problem has hidden in it an opportunity so powerful that it literally dwarfs the problem. The greatest success stories were created by people who recognized a problem and turned it into an opportunity" "Your professionalism and knowledge as a dancer need not to be proven; if you’re cream, you’ll float to the top." "Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty, a success force will drive you toward greater success. Each time you lie, even with a little white lie, there are strong forces pushing you twoard failure. "Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do." Lighten up. Keep pure and simple thoughts, and a pure and simple heart. You'll enjoy life much more that way. © "True happiness lies in 3 words - Passion, Desire and Risk" "Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom" "If you want to think a year ahead, sow a seed, if you want to think ten years ahead plant a tree, and if you think a hundred years ahead or more, educate the people " - Chinese Proverb "Opportunities are disguised by very hard work, so most people don't recognize them. " "It's better to marry the right person at the wrong time, than the wrong person, at the right time." © "I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday" "Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important" To accomplish great things we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." SO START PACKING!!!! © "The words, 'Should have', Could have', or 'Would have' are completely useless. Those words cause helplessness and stress. Replace them with 'Next Time'" for hope and resolve from a hard lesson learned. © "Life is beautiful when you burn every second doing something that matters." "It's the constant and determined effort that breaks down all resistanc,e sweeps away all obstacles." Many people will walk in and out or your life, but only true friends will leave imprints in your heart. If someone betrays you once, it's his fault. If he/she betrays you twice, it's your fault. Great minds discuss ideas; God Gives every bird it's food, but he does not throw it into it's nest. Successful people think of all the ways it CAN be done, unsuccessful people think of all the reasons it CAN'T be done. © "Love Deeply, and Passionately." © Moving to the top of your field: "People don't have great attitudes because of their high positions, but rather they have their high positions, because of their great attitudes." "Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind." "There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way." Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Anger is only one letter short of danger. "It's not what you think, but what you do with what you think." "You've got to bloom where you're planted". © "Surround yourself with people who don't think it can't be done." © "Just do it." © Trust and Respect go Hand in Hand © There are times when recognition and appreciation is more powerful than money. © People Just Want to Laugh. © People Want to Hear the Truth, not Gossip. © You Can Only Change the World, One Person at a Time. © To handle yourself, use your head, To handle others, use your heart. Don’t Let the Bastards Get you Down. © Don’t just "Try"….. "DO!!" © To Make Friends, You Have to Be a Friend. © You Can’t Please Everyone. © If You Take Care of Your People, They Will Take Care of You… © Solid Leadership is EVERYTHING Because Shit Rolls Downhill, no Matter What Color it is... ©
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 19.. Procrastinate Now! 20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. 25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 30.. I smile! because I don't know what is going on. Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Will Rogers |
