Serious (and rather personal) Question to All Salseros / Salseras...from MOI...

"Dear Edie, From Edie, to Edie's Readers, ABOUT Edie....
OK.  MAJOR RISK HERE, but ah well, while we're on the topic, what the heck.

OK.  It's a major Salsa Night, and you have a choice between going out dancing, OR going out on a DATE with drop-dead gorgeous [person - male], with a great personality, has brains, wit, humor,

BUT,

..isn't AT ALL interested in dancing, nor learning Salsa/Mambo, has two left feet, doesn't even like the music, people, nor scene, is was in the same industry (full time day job) as me, but has completely different hobbies I don't necessary do, nor would even think of doing in the future...

...WHAT SHOULD I DO???

OH AND ANOTHER THING. Tell me "why", aren't there any marriages in the Salsa scene?   In the few years I've been dancing, I've seen a lot of divorces, separations and break ups, but no marriages.......!?!?!?  What's up with that?  (King Fiti's response:  "Cuz nobody's gotten pregnant lately.")

The Case of a Posessive, Obsessive, Completely Addicted, and Delirious Salsera...

"Dear Edie, from Edie, to Edie's Readers, ABOUT Edie... (I think I'm on a roll this morning...)
So I go to my friends house party the other night, and it SUCKS.  Everyone is just standing around, with a beer in their hands, laughing, joking..... eating..... sitting... and getting wasted just STANDING THERE.  They've got this Top-40 music that's NOT SALSA, and all I can think about is HOW BADLY I WANT TO LEAVE AND GO DANCING... Do I have a problem, OR WHAT? Am I being selfish, or what?  Why didn't I feel this way before I discovered Salsa?  Why is it that I'll turn down a PERFECTLY NORMAL HOUSE PARTY if they don't play Salsa?  Why is it that after my work's Christmas party I could not WAIT to get out of there, change in my car, slip on my dance clothes, and JAM DOWN THE FREEWAY TO THE NEAREST SALSA CLUB TO GET AWAY FROM THESE PERFECTLY NORMAL PEOPLE AND GET THE TASTE OF THE CLAVE BACK IN MY MOUTH......!?!?!?!?"