Reasons for Merengue......

1. To rest between Salsas

2. To practice your Salsa Moves

3. To remind you that the Saxaphone is ALIVE AND WELL

4. To make you appreciate just how much you Truly Love Salsa...

5. To give the DJ time to find more Salsa.

6. To go for a drink....man am I thirsty

7. Because you are not good enough for salsa.

8. Because sometimes you must walk before running.

9. Because there are still some people out there who do not know how to dance at all.

10. To let gringos try something safe and easy for them.

11. It's closing time and the bar wants the customers to leave.

12. DJ threatened to turn back on the smoke machine

13. DJ threatened to turn back on the strobe lights.

14. The DJ usually does techno raves and can't tell the difference.

15. The DJ knows you hate Merengue and expects a bribe to play Salsa